Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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