...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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