READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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