how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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