Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
wanna go halves on a baby?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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