Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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