this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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