I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
barbara walters just said penis...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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