it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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