Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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