Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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