ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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