Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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