Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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