Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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