I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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