My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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