So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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