i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Are we still banned from the library?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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