All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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