Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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