The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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