I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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