Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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