it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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