I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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