is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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