dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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