Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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