The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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