Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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