I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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