people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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