That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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