We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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