This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize