How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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