I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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