I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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