Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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