eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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