I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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