i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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