That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize