Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Text me some of your sweat
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