oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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