I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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