i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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