i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she smelled like a LAN party
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
the gays at disneyland are vicious
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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