And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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